Thursday, October 4, 2007

Thusday Thirteen #7

Thirteen Funny One Liners, as found on the Internet.


1. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurantlike having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
2. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
3. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
4. Hard work never killed anyone, But why chance it?
5. MEETINGS: A practical alternative to work.
6. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.Tomorrow is not looking good either.
7. How come we have to choose from just 2 persons for president,and 50 for Miss America?
8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
9. I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
10. When things look dark,hold your head up high so it can rain up your nose.
11. Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.
12. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
13. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.



14 comments:

WorksForMom October 4, 2007 at 8:07 AM  

THESE ARE hilarious. I love them all, but #13 has me still giggling! :)

jenn October 4, 2007 at 8:17 AM  

You made me laugh!
Happy TT!

Joyismygoal October 4, 2007 at 8:37 AM  

good listLOL

Darla October 4, 2007 at 8:57 AM  

These are fun! Thanks for the giggle!

Wolfie October 4, 2007 at 9:55 AM  

These are so funny..I like #13..

Ann Aguirre October 4, 2007 at 10:16 AM  

Neat list. 11 is the best, though.

Starchy October 4, 2007 at 10:26 AM  

Those are hysterical! Love them!

No Nonsense Girl October 4, 2007 at 10:31 AM  

That's freaking hilarious!!!!! Thanks for the giggle!

My TT is up, 13 things I'm grateful for...

Mom not Mum October 4, 2007 at 11:57 AM  

LOL Those are great - loved #9!!!

Lori October 4, 2007 at 1:04 PM  

LMAO...now thats funny. And you're right...your kids DO pick your nursing home. I better change my ways;) Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

Hootin'Anni October 4, 2007 at 2:16 PM  

#3 is exceptionally funny. I enjoyed it all tho!!!

Drop by and visit with me; my Phone Conversation T T!!! Happy day to you.

Nap Warden October 4, 2007 at 4:00 PM  

Great list, I like 11!

Nicholas October 5, 2007 at 12:44 AM  

Very funny list!

Kelly October 5, 2007 at 12:24 PM  

Great list! LOL!

I loved number one! SOOOO TRUE!

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